MY FIRST VLOG!!

CLOSING OF #2

ALRIGHT, SO AS DAY #2 COMES TO A CLOSE, I DECIDED TO UPDATE YOU GUYS ON MY DIETING ADVENTURES. TODAY WAS OKAY, A LITTLE BIT HARDER THAN YESTERDAY WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE. MY SENSE OF SMELL HAS HEIGHTENED AND FOR SOME REASON I CAN SMELL THINGS FROM MILES AWAY AND EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE DELICIOUS ASS FOOD! LIKE YESTERDAY, MAIKEE WAS BLOWING OUT A CANDLE AND I WAS LIKE "WHO'S BARBEQUEING???!!" OH MY GOSH. BUT TODAY I CHEATED A BIT AND ATE LIKE 2 PIECES OF CANDY. LUCKILY, MY SUPPORTIVE CO WORKERS SAW WHAT I WAS DOING AND SAVED ME WHILE I STILL HAD A CHANCE. LOL!! BUT I HAVE NOTICED THAT MY TUMMY IS SUPER FLAT AND MY MUFFIN IS GONE! YOU KNOW, THAT EXTRA COUPLE POUNDS OF FAT THAT HANG OVER THE SIDES OF YOUR JEANS? YEAH THOSE. NONE EXISTENT RIGHT NOW. I ALSO BOUGHT TRUE RELIGION JEANS TODAY! FOR $40 WELL, MAIKEE'S MOM GOT THEE JOOG ON EM LOL BUT SHITTTTT. WHAT ELSE? IM CRAVING FOOD SOOOO BAD! BUT IM NOT GOING TO BUDGE! I SHOULD HAVE LOST 2 POUNDS BY THE END OF TODAY, AND THAT WILL BE MY MOTIVATION TO KEEP GOING! OH MY GOSH, ITS GETTING SO HARD JUST TALKING ABOUT IT! MY CO WORKER IS EATING A CUP O NOODLE AND I'M LIKE READY TO DIE JUST SMELLING IT! ALRIGHT WELL, IM OUT OF HER AT 7. 18 MINUTES TO GO! IM SO ANTSY AND FIDGETTY. BUT I REALLY WANT TO HAVE SOME SELF CONTROL! AND I WANT TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I CAN COMMIT TO SOMETHING THATS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR ME, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN JELLY BEAN? YEAHHH ALRIGHT. WELL WISH ME LUCK MY DARLING DEARS! I'LL TTYL.

XOXO

AMANDA

MC Day #2

aLRIGHT, SO IF YOU DIDNT CATCH IT IN MY LAST BLOG, I'M DOING THE MASTER CLEANSE. iN CASE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS, ITS A DETOX JUICE THAT CELEBRITIES AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE USE TO LOSE WEIGHT FAST AND CLEANSE THEIR BODIES AT THE SAME TIME. iM SURE YOU GUYS HAVE HEARD OF THE "lemonade, MAPLE SYRUP AND CAYENNE PEPPER DRINK" WELL THIS IS WHAT IT IS, THE MASTER CLEANSE! SO. DURING THIS PROCESS YOU CANT EAT ANYTHING. yOU CAN ONLY DRINK THIS CONCOCTION IN REPLACEMENT FOR ALL OF YOUR MEALS. CRAZY HUH? WELL, I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE THE FIRST DAY, BUT THE FIRST DAY WAS SURPRISINGLY EASY! I GOT THROUGH IT WITH EASE. tHE ONLY TIME I WAS DYING FOR FOOD WAS WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WORK AND SAW THAT WE HAD FRIED CHICKEN! BUT I REASONED THAT IT WAS ALL IN MY MIND AND I DIDNT "NEED" TO EAT, I JUST "WANTED" TO EAT. NOT THE SAME. SO, HERE I AM GOING INTO DAY #2. I CAN HONESTLY SAY I'M NOT AS UPBEAT AND BUBBLY AS I COULD BE, BUT WHO REALLY IS AT 7:56 IN THE MORNING? I FEEL CONSTIPATED. LOL TO BE TOOOOOOTTTAALLLYY CANDID. YES. I DO. BUT I'M PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH MY 8 HOUR DAY! IM GONNA GO DRINK SOME TEA. I GUESS CUZ THATS ALL I CAN REALLY DO :( IT'LL ALL BE WORTH IT IN THE END!

OH! AND I DROPPED 2.22 lbs since yesterday! THE AVERAGE IS 1-2 LBS A DAY! MY GOAL IS LIKE 5-7 LBS. SO JUST A COUPLE MORE DAYS! weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!LATER!!

XOXO
AMANDA

Work aagin

So this is me at work. As of 11 minutes ago. Im out at 9:30 and Im doing the MAster cleanse! i havent eaten all day and I feel great!! LOL I'll update you guys on my weight lost! Hawaiii timemeeeeee!

Told you I'd do it!!

DONT SWEAT THE TECHNIQUE.

I BID YOU GOOD MORROW!!

So i was going through our past blogs and I realized, you know why this page is sooooooooo friggin dull? because there are NO PICTURES! so, as soon as these last two minutes at bebe corporate come to an end, I am going to head home and find some entertaining pics and vids to "spice up" this little shack we got going here. Aright? Sound good?

ROLE MODELS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN IN A WHILE! GO SEE IT YA DUMMY!

Saturday Gone

Hey guys. Well I am at work right now. Yes, I am at work on a saturday! DYAM. talk about paypa-chasin. lol jk. But I'm super bored right now, but I'm eating some crrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccckkkkkkkkkinnnnnn ass chips!! They're LAYS Kettle Cooked Salt and Cracked Pepper. OMG. I'm on my second bag that's how good they are! fuckkin crackkin. Anyways, i'm out at 4 and today is my aunty's birthday. They're all going bowling, but I dont think I'm gonna make it to the alleys. I'll probably just meet up with them for the cake portion of it. I look like shit. I seriously showered, took like 10 minutes for my makeup (instead of the usual 35) lol and left. I'm actually wearing my Aqua 8's LOL. I bought them like in September of 2007 and i've seriously only worn them three times. Stupid huh? I was lile "oh my gosh, they're gonna sell out I should just copp'em" Keep in mind, I havent worn jordans since high school and I hardly even ever wear tennis shoes other than Chucks if you consider those tennis shoes. lol. i'm not much of a kick chick. I've been DUMMY loading up on H2O because I love how it makes my skin so much fresher. And plus I drank last night, so I have to make up for the dehydration that caused..We went to T&C last night and played a couple of rounds. DUDE you know what sucks?! I always lose by scratching on the 8 ball! Everytime! I fuckin hate it! i wish I had a pool table in my house so that i could practice. lol. Anywhoooooooo I guess I'll try to get back to work. Im probably gonna surf the web more lol but i'll ttyl.


xoxo

AMANDA